“I swear officer, I HAD to research Final Fantasy Ahegao Lingerie Twink Hentai, for my job”! For the dreadfully uninitiated, hentai is… Well, art, yes, but largely refers to animated and drawn adult entertainment that many a man, woman, or non-binary of culture may pleasure themselves with. So consider this my ode to hentai. An elegy to Tifa’s tetas. A sonnet to Strife in drag. A heart-rending oration on Aerith’s flesh-flower! A church-mandated approval of fellatio from Professor Hojo!

What government did this erotically hilarious farce happen to? Japan, the great originators of the Hentai arts? Perhaps America, pretty big anime communities there. In a shocking twist of events, this was actually an Italian governmental affair!

The situation occurred on January 17th, while Senator Maria Laura Mantovani hosted a Zoom discussion on the distribution of open data. Little did she know that she’d be seeing a distribution of data of a very different variety!

According to ANSA the first half of the lengthy meeting (3 HOURS) was going smoothly… Then came (possibly in more ways than one) the turn of Giorgio Parisi to talk (Nobel Prize-winning Physicist in 2021).

It was at this point a video of Tifa Lockheart getting railed interrupted the meeting for 30 seconds! Even after being removed, there were a couple lingering sounds at times. There’s a possibility this was work of a hacker troll, but based on those ‘lingering sounds’ accounts, I’m inclined to believe this was a moreso a pornographic whodunnit involving one or more of our Zoomers.

Do we have footage of the situation? Yes we do, as posted to Twitter down-low by one ‘Ducktor Naldush’. Your work is sorely appreciated Mr Naldush!

Speaking of appreciating the work of others, I’d have loved to credit the artist for that Cloud Strife twink pic for the thumbnail, but the artist tag was cropped out. And while I’m on my Van-Gogh shaped soap box, I’ll also throw in a dash of “support rights for sex workers of all kinds” on the offhand this blog ends up in some puritanical SWERF group where anything outside straight marital missionary is considered a gateway to hell.

so you want the clip that much, ok.
so you know, cw, tw, and all the other warnings they usually put on the net for stuff like this pic.twitter.com/FEVQHOXSdM

— Ducktor Naldush (@FrancescoDonald) January 18, 2022

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Final Fantasy 14 is seeing a free Oceania Data Centre expansion confirmed for February 2022.

The Final Fantasy 14 Endwalker expansion is also dropping in December (trailer for Endwalker right hya), with an early access version available on the 3rd and the proper release on the 7th.

A letter from The Producer livestream including Square Enix staff working on Final Fantasy 14 included some of the following highlights regarding the upcoming ‘Data Centre’.

• The Data Centre is called Materia (a nod to the supplementary elemental combat items used in Final Fantasy 7).
• All worlds in the Materia Data Centre will be seen as ‘New Worlds’.
• These worlds will include free world transfer opportunities and special bonuses.

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The development team for Final Fantasy 14 have stated in May that completion of a new Data Centre as requested by fans should be implemented by the 6.1 patch, which will be releasing shortly after the Endwalker expansion. Fans of Final Fantasy 14 in Oceania will see this as an absolute win, as up till now, fans from different countries that aren’t supported by in-game Data Centres had to play using servers from other countries, resulting in congestion issues, albeit not as bad as New World having to temporarily wipe entire mechanics just to make way for full servers. Though let’s not mince words, the whole palava with Final Fantasy 14 players having to enter lottery-like gambling dens to buy in-game houses is a whole other can of worms. Know what’s better than worms though? Actual food! So thank God the game has a cook book that’s equally useful in the virtual and real world.

Brief aside, the housing system will be seeing improvements in the upcoming patch to make waiting times for house purchases easier by not having to stand right by your desired area for housing for hours on end (this system will apply to Empyreum, a new location in Ishgard). Plots can’t be purchased till Patch 6.1 rolls in, but players can still explore various areas for potential purchase in Patch 6.0 to their heart’s content.

Final Fantasy 14 is now available on PC, PS4, and PS5.

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The Final Fantasy 7 Remake was released initially as a PlayStation exclusive, but this was only to be for a limited time. The PlayStation timed exclusive for Final Fantasy 7 Remake is thought to have lasted at least six months from debut, with the exclusivity presumably having been reset once Final Fantasy 7 Remake Intergrade released PS5. Given that Final Fantasy 7 Remake Intergrade was launched on June 10, it’s reasonable to assume that the game will be released on additional systems in December.

At the time of writing, nothing formal has been revealed, and Final Fantasy 7 Remake is still exclusively confirmed for PlayStation systems. Xbox China, on the other hand, recently sent out a tweet that, although not an exact translation, was essentially a poll inviting fans to choose from a range of “Xbox” characters. The vote centred on ladies from various Xbox titles, and interestingly, Tifa Lockhart was featured in the list, despite Final Fantasy 7 Remake only being available on PlayStation thus far. Maybe it was about other Final Fantasy titles on Xbox, but it just seems a bit strange considering that they’re not what Xbox is known for.

Apparently Xbox China posted an option of FF7 Remake in the thread then deleted tweet….it shows Xbox 20th anniversary so could they announce it at event next month? #Xbox

As always take it with grain of salt #FF7Remake pic.twitter.com/scFKUlZSWn

— HazzadorGamin,Dragon of Dojima (@HazzadorGamin) October 25, 2021

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Xbox China removed the poll and replaced it with a different one that did not include Tifa as an option. It’s feasible that the poll was intended to be a reference to the original Final Fantasy 7, which is available on Xbox, and that the tweet was removed to prevent misunderstanding. It’s also plausible however that the tweet effectively revealed the existence of a Final Fantasy 7 Remake Xbox port. While it hasn’t been officially confirmed, an FF7 Remake Xbox version could be on the way.

While there isn’t much evidence to support Final Fantasy 7 Remake coming to Xbox, the game’s PlayStation exclusivity won’t remain forever, and it only makes sense for Square Enix to release it across all platforms. Even though there hasn’t been as many leaks regarding a prospective Final Fantasy 7 Remake for Xbox platforms, there have been some talks of a PC port.

Multiple leaks have suggested that a Final Fantasy 7 Remake PC port is in the works, and if Square Enix is willing and able to deliver the game to PC, an Xbox release shouldn’t be far behind. Hopefully we will have more official news soon, as I would love to be able to experience the Final Fantasy 7 Remake for myself.

The Final Fantasy 7 Remake is available to grab in our store on PS4 right now!

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