While my Feminism in Sifu video is still on the back burner and the costume releases are still some ways off, my creative juices are flowing like a 90’s rapper on prom night! So, here’s 5 more costumes that would be Objectively Awesome to see in Sifu!
Cobra Kai, Miyagi-Do and Eagle Fang Gi: I know, Karate and Pak Mei… Mei not be the same thing! That said, Cobra Kai’s run on Netflix has been amazing and with a new season in the works, seeing your character rep for the swag of iconic Karate Kid dojos would be a fun extra!
Matrix Swagger: I touched on a couple cool jackets last time around, but needless to say, a black leather trench coat and sunglasses? Badass AND unisex!
Bloodsport Kumite Shorts: This one’s personal because I’m not the biggest fan of the new Mortal Kombat games switching Johnny Cage’s design from a Van-Damme rip-off to a Nathan Drake rip-off! Hashbrown Back At It Again With The Van Dammes!
Leroy Smith: The Wing-Chun BAMF of Tekken! And I’d be lying if I didn’t say Sifu didn’t feel like my own personal Ip Man simulator. And hey, if a character creator mode ends up being unfeasible, it’d be neat to see different skins on these different skins, if you know what I mean.
Pure unadulterated insanity: Besides my joking suggestion that Sloclap make a Wintergreen skin, I admit that sometimes it’s nice to have the odd joke-costume in some games. Something incredibly out of place and weird for the sake of abstract expressionist hilarity! Clowns, Santa costumes, Easter Bunny furry suits, TINY MINI SKIRTS? The world is your oyster Sloclap!
Product Poems:
Galactic Destruction King, Benevolent World-Eater… Kirby.
“Annie, get your gun, gal“! Her mech appeared. “Shooty bang-bang, y’all”!
There was once a pink ball-boy called Kirby, who looked like a featherless furby. I jest of course, but there is some discourse on Forgotten Lands, almost found, surely!
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