Lottie from Animal Crossing. A random character from a game I never played whomst I continue to know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT to this day!

So, why is it my Product Poems (more on that here) on Lottie resulted in a bunch of insane innuendos and nonsequitirs claiming this character is a violently horny man eater? Well, I’ll attempt to tell you in this blog before I share a highlights reel of my questionable-taste Lottie jokes!

Honestly? I have no idea why Lottie specifically, but I do have some theories: For starters, most of my product poems were in a haiku format. I wanted to spice things up with a different formula, so I landed on a “man from Nantucket”-inspired formula because I find it funny… It also happens that Nantucket poem is incredibly salacious and filthy in the best way possible (the version I heard, at least). My picking a Lottie Amiibo’s maiden honor to defile is just a happy coincidence and you’re just gonna have to trust me on that.

With that out the way, hope you enjoy this highlight reel of my best Lottie jokes folks!

There was once a young woman called Aloy, who’s south-end faced west like McCoys! Surely forbidden, so purely well-hidden, till coming under Lottie‘s employ.

“I’m Lottie, please take me… Wait, wha- NO! Not like that, pervert”!

There’s an AMIIBO from Tazmilly Village. With magic so strong, he could pillage! With a thrust and some thunder from somewhere down-under, he caught a glimpse of Lottie’s cleavage.

There was once an AMIIBO called Bowser, called Lucas to talk about flowers. With a hand-each from Lottie, Tom Nook’s favorite totty, they said “let’s give these buds a shower”.

There was once an AMIIBO named Lottie, who Villager found quite the totty. Had a WiFi connection and well-timed erection, but Last of Us 2 still won GOTY.

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I may be a couple years too late to say this, but in the unlikely (or likely, depending who you ask) event of a second trip to “Loch Down”, Gartic Phone (developed by Onrizon Social Games) is one of the best free-to-play games for your socially-distanced needs! And stay tuned for a few of my own Gartic Phone highlights!

First, you fire up your laptop, search for Gartic Phone via your preferred search engine, be it Bing, Ecosia, or even Rule34 if you’re in a particularly good mood and would like to ruin it! Then punch in your username, share the room link to three or more mates and Bob’s your uncle! Prepare to enter The Fun Zone!

The Fun Zone (Gameplay): First off, you get to type up a silly prompt for someone to draw. If you’re not creative enough to come up with something yourself, no trouble, an example prompt will pop up until you start typing. Once the time limit to write is finished, you then use Microsoft Paint-like drawing tools to attempt bringing someone else’s prompt to life. Alternatively, you have to guess and type in a prompt to interpret what fresh-hell of cubist insanity someone else drew before you! The end result is a show reel revealing how how hilariously right or wrong everyone got it!

The results are especially rib-tickling if you and your mates are playing with Discord or other voice chat apps in the background to get the best reactions to a picture followed by hilariously unrelated prompt or prompt followed by stick figures in awkward situations.

Various game modes with different rules or adjustments let tailor your improvised competitive shenanigan sessions to you and your friends’ preferences.

1. Normal: As discussed up-top.
2. Knock-Off: Replicate drawings while the clock gets faster.
3. Secret: Your creations are hidden till the grand finale.
4. Animation: Create animations with others.
5. Icebreaker: Ask questions and let your drawings run wild.
6. Complement: You start with basic lines and see the other players’ interpretation.
7. Score: Attempt to gain the highest score.
8. Speedrun: Speedrunning is Awesome, Here’s Why.
9. Sandwich: Start writing and drawing until the end.
10. Crowd: 15+ player battle royale!
11. Background: Create a fixed background for your animations.
12. Solo: Make animations in just five frames.
13. Custom: Does what it says on the tin!

Gartic Phone is available on PC and Mobile in many languages (including Hebrew, Persian, Korean, and Vietnamese).

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Okay, let’s get the obvious reason out of the way, Capcom Cup 2021 and the Street Fighter League World Championships 2021 LITERALLY can’t happen! It’s 2022 for Dio’s sake!

On a simultaneously more AND less obvious note, Capcom, the company behind hit franchises Street Fighter and Resident Evil, have decided to cancel the Capcom Cup gaming tournament due to rising COVID-19 cases and concerns around omicron. This marks the second time Capcom has cancelled in-person events for this reason.

Rather than the initially planned February ’22 date, the event will instead take place online.

On a vaguely related note… Nintendo. Honey. Baby. My adorable f*ck-master of galactic destruction. Maybe take a couple notes from Capcom on this and DON’T give third-party tournament organizers a hard time for doing something that LITERALLY promotes your games! For more on that, check this article on the topic and if you’re a slightly-insane lefty with a penchant for deep-voiced political commentators, maybe also MoistCritical’s video on the topic here.

Now, in case Nintendo happen to coincidentally release a video to their YouTube channel showing they’ve been contributing to charity causes for starving folks in Africa or the like, here’s a significantly less Nintendo-critical article. BOOM. Both-sides successfully covered.

Due to the rising cases of COVID-19 and after careful consideration, Capcom once again finds itself in the difficult position of having to cancel #CAPCOMCUP. We will be producing an online season final similar to last year. #CPT2021 #SFL2021 details following: pic.twitter.com/BwW8YqN9F4

— Capcom Fighters (@CapcomFighters) January 7, 2022

It’s been quite some time since I’ve written original Product Poems, so strap down and sit on, it’s story time!

There once was a SteamPunk called Tina! Who pals around with her mate, Kena! Kick-punching baddies, not bahdies, bad-laddies, with style just like Ballerina.

Ode to Nintendo: Hundred and sixty-six products here, yo!

Capcom Bolero: “Lucky” 13… ‘Bout dat Vampire Booba!

“I’m Lottie, please take me… Wait, wha- NO! Not like that, pervert”!

For more on the oddly-specific origins of my Lottie-mocking, have a butcher’s at my blog on my time with Go2Games so far.

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Hello everyone. I’ve been working at Go2Games for around 3 months. As today’s a bit slow news-wise, thought I’d take a page out of Aslan’s book and write a little on my time with the company.

How does my work… Work? I’m so glad I asked! Barring extenuating circumstances, most of my Go2Games work varies between two types of tasks. One is the comedy news blogs where I showcase my terminal addiction to “Bobbert Kotique”, anti-corporate mockery and highly suggestive poems about Lottie from Animal Crossing! The other kind of task is ‘descrips’, wherein I essentially write slightly re-worded descriptions and information about a list of products on a shared document that (I’m assuming) will be coming to the Go2Games store. For some ungodly reason, I find the descrips harder to burn through, but have been improving with them.

Why the YouTube Fetish? I have a tendency to link to and source YouTubers in alot of my blogs because inserting links from different places helps improve analytics… Somehow. Besides that, I also understand some people can be skeptical of “oh, you heard someone say that in an internet video? That doesn’t sound dodgy in the slightest”. That’s fair enough in a lot of cases, but most of the content creators I reference or enjoy also heavily cite their sources for different claims, which can SOMETIMES be a good way of separating the Weetabix from the chaff grenades. I say sometimes because blokes like Steven Chowder or Carlgon of Schmitt are also big creators who make a song and dance about having citations, but those guys have gotten their intellectual spanking from every lefty YouTuber and their grandma, so won’t dwell on them too much here. Speaking of YouTube, have a look at my channel Top-Not Analysis.

Product Poems? Really? Really, really. This blog branch of Go2Games has to make money somehow and part of that is through linking products on the Go2Games store into blogs. Some things are easier to integrate than others, so I came up with Product Poems as a fun way to circumvent that by tacking them on at the end.

In summary: Working at Go2Games has been a very fruitful and enjoyable experience. My colleagues and higher-ups have been very friendly, I’m glad to say I’ve had the opportunity to work with them.

My Top Product Poems: My only rule is I’m excluding the Lottie ones for this blog, otherwise things would get really samey really fast! If you want to hunt for them, go to the search bar, type ‘Lottie’ in the blog section and thank me later. Or click here if you want to buy your own Lottie… For the meme!

Doom Eternal. Cute inferno. Shooty-bang-bang on hell spawn, yo.

No straight roads? That’s what he said! I’ll get it! “Not at 3am hun”.

There was once a young woman named Barbie, one day she got bit by a zombie! But she didn’t turn, for soon she would learn, she had no brains- “oh, harder Harvey”!

There is no Street Fighter Five in Ba Sing Se. Shirt? What shirt? God, no!

Chronos before ashes, a God. A God before ashes? A thought.

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In an interview with The Verge, Super Smash Bros creator Masahiro Sakurai claimed that if another Smash game were to be made, it would have to have a smaller roster.

“I think we’ve reached the limit, at least in terms of volume and content and fighters […] If I were to have the opportunity to work on another Super Smash Bros. game, that means we would have to shrink the roster, but we need to think about whether fans would be pleased about that” – Masahiro Sakurai.

To briefly recap some of my past covering of Sakurai and Smash news, has been considering retirement in large part due to the intense workload of his job, while also stating that there is still potential another Super Smash Bros game could be made as long as he’s leading the production.

Since then, Sakurai has admitted he would be comfortable having less creative control, as ‘I’ve been doing too much of the work myself’ and his words about not wanting to restrict the series’ longevity by focusing on “just one man’s vision” is very pleasing to hear. Also quite the coincidence I find out about this the day after my brief aside about having to (metaphorically) “kill your darlings” in my article covering The Last Of Us TV show news and Neil Druckmann’s involvement… Speaking of brief asides, here’s something for any Quentin Tarantino fans reading this!

As far as (hypothetically) shrinking the Smash Bros roster goes, I highly doubt that will be the case, as Sakurai mainly seems to cite technological limitations as the reason for keeping the roster at it’s current maximum. Considering the rise of things like Nintendo releasing the OLED Switch (psst, which we have!) and tech in general improving at a steady rate, we may well be able to make fighting games with rosters in the hundreds in a few years give-or-take.

Speaking of fighting games… Capcom, Marvel, DC, NetherRealm, JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY! The Mortal Kombat folks got into punch-ups with DC superheroes that one time. The Marvel superheros got into punch-ups with the Street Fighter cast… Well, multiple times actually- Y’all should do a four-way crossover, wouldn’t that be something.

Product Poems:

There was once an AMIIBO called Bowser, called Lucas to talk about flowers. With a hand-each from Lottie, Tom Nook’s favorite totty, they said “let’s give these buds a shower”.

Nerf or nothing, game updates in a nutshell. Hot wheels run Cold Wars.

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Facts About Animal Crossing: New Horizons Special Character ‘Leif’?

Animal Crossing: New Horizons’ character  ‘Leif’ has come a long way. He was first introduced as a plant-loving sloth in Animal Crossing: New Leaf and operated a shopkeeper, who had some special items such as the silver shovel and also sold trees and plants for the player to buy.

Who is Animal Crossing: New Horizons Leif?

In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Leif’s role hasn’t changed, only this time he doesn’t have a building for a shop, but more of a street market and sells vegetables, bushes and flowers that the player can’t obtain in Nook’s Cranny.

Ingredients for recipes that involve tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, flour, sugar and pumpkins can all be can be bought from Leif. Growing your own wheat and sugarcane allow you to craft sugar and flour. The pumpkins can just be picked once their grown, no crafting required. Leif has come to play a big part in Animal Crossing: New Horizons since the 2.0 Update, as he allows the players to get access to certain plants that can only be obtainable on a trip with Kapp’n. 

So what else do we know about Leif?

3 Things You Might Not Know About Leif

1. Leif has plant shaped hair

Leif looks adorable with his hat off, finally, we get to see the Sloth exposed. While some may expect Leif to be completely bald, he actually has tiny plant shaped hair, similar to a green sprout. It’s very fitting to a sloth-like him.

2. Leif has a de-weeding service

Since update 2.0, Leif has gotten their own little shop stand at Harv’s island, it costs 700,000 bells to get him to arrive. It may be known, but many haven’t been made aware of this service yet. If a player time travels too far or perhaps hasn’t played in a long time or maybe just isn’t maintaining their island, they will get weeds growing everywhere.

Leif has a service that allows the player to get the weeds removed by the next day, however, this will only work if the player has a lot of weeds on their island. If there’s only a few, he will say he doesn’t see many for him to do the job. (Technically telling the player they can do it themselves).

3. Leif’s sharp claws most likely do all the work

If you’re unaware, Leif is a sloth, and sloths are quite vicious attackers, especially with their extremely sharp claws. They are sharp as knives and can easily cut things up without a problem. This includes the plants that they eat. This will explain why Leif chose to work with plants. It’s an easy task for him and comes naturally.

Animal Crossing Lottie Amiibo

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Fruit In Animal Crossing: New Horizons is Very Important

Animal Crossing: New Horizons fruit is important. Not just for aesthetic reasons or variety, but for crafting and giving gifts to villagers to get the rare villager photo.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons has a variety of fruits available, not as many as Animal Crossing New Leaf, unfortunately, but it’s nice to know Nintendo has added the same amount to resemble the older games, like Animal Crossing, Animal Crossing: Wild World and Animal Crossing: City Folk.

How to get All the Animal Crossing: New Horizons Fruits

The player can obtain all the fruits by either going to another island with Nook Mile Tickets, visiting a friend’s island with other fruit, waiting for a villager to send one in the post or finding one in the Resident Services recycling box. Nook Mile Tickets can be obtained from the Nook Stop in resident services.

Animal Crossing Lottie Amiibo

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Animal Crossing: New Horizons Fruit DIYs

With fruits, you can easily craft many of the fruit DIYs such as a peach chair, a peach surprise box, pear wardrobe, apple dress or cherry speakers! Having a fruit-themed room or island can look very eventful. These items can not be bought in Nook’s Cranny and are exclusive to craft from the DIY.

Animal Crossing Lottie Amiibo

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Villager Friendship Points

Another reason to have all the Animal Crossing: New Horizon fruits are because collecting exactly 3 foreign fruits (one different from your local island fruit) and giving it wrapped to a villager will give you maximum friendship points from a gift for that day.

With a piece of clothing or furniture item, it’s not 100% guaranteed the player will get the maximum friendship points for that villager, this even goes for crafted items. It’s a lot less risky to give the villager a stack of foreign fruit, as this means you’ll be guaranteed success each time.

Once you’ve reached enough friendship points, you’ll be able to acquire a friendship photo from your favourite villager. These are extremely rare and do take a while to get, but once you get one, it’ll be a framed picture of them with a few unique words of wisdom on the back.

Animal Crossing Lottie Amiibo

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Island Aesthetic & Cooking

Lastly, having a nice variety of fruit allows players to cook more recipes, since the Animal Crossing New Horizons 2.0 Update, players have been able to unleash their creativity by cooking dishes and placing them around the island.  Not to mention, these dishes look amazing around the island!

Fun Fact: If you eat the fruit, your villager will gain a certain amount of strength to dig up whole trees or break rocks! Many have used fruit trees to make a mini-grove and some players even collect a certain amount of fruit for their travelling to help them collect materials. Fruit is very useful.

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You Don’t Need To Be Part of Animal Crossing: New Horizons Turkey Day

To get seasonal DIY Recipes that is…the cooking ones at least.

Nintendo celebrates Thanksgiving in Animal Crossing: New Horizons with ‘Turkey Day’. Turkey Day has been present since Animal Crossing: New Leaf and continues to be celebrated in New Horizons, where the player gets to help Franklin the turkey, cook up some delicious meals to put on display for all the other villagers to enjoy.

This also includes gathering fish, clams, pumpkins and potatoes! If you don’t have them, you may find it difficult to get the Turkey Day furniture as they are exclusive to the event however, what you can obtain are the cooking DIY recipes. These are obtainable by participating in the Turkey Day event and giving Franklin the secret ingredient to each recipe, in return Franklin will give you a cooking DIY recipe. However, there is another way.

You can also not participate in the Turkey Day event at all. You can wait until it’s over and buy the Turkey Day cooking DIY recipes in Nook’s Cranny. You’ll find them in the shelf to the far right, where you can find tools and such.

What Turkey Day Cooking DIY Recipes do you Get in Animal Crossing New Horizons?

There are four Turkey Day Cooking DIY Recipes, here’s the list of what they are.

• Clam Chowder
• Pumpkin Pie
• Gratin
• Olive-flounder Meuniere

Turkey Day: Clam Chowder

We still aren’t sure if you can use a secret ingredient with these DIY recipes, but it would be interesting to see a scallop used with the Clam Chowder and watch the player comment on the unique taste. To make the Clam Chowder, you’ll need 3 manila clams and 1 bag of flour.

To get manila clams, you’ll have to dig up spots on the beach that spit water from tiny holes and to obtain flour, you can trade with a friend, otherwise you’ll have to get wheat from Leif and grow the wheat yourself, to then craft it into flour.

Lottie Animal Crossing Amiibo

Turkey Day: Pumpkin Pie

The pumpkin Pie had the secret ingredient of using other colour pumpkins, such as white or green. The flour, sugar and pumpkins can all be can be bought from Leif. Growing your own wheat and sugarcane allow you to craft sugar and flour. The pumpkins can just be picked once their grown, no crafting required.

Turkey Day: Gratin

This dish requires only flour and potato (we suppose this version is vegan). Potatoes can also be bought from Leif, and grown on your island.

Turkey Day: Olive-flounder Meuniere

The olive-flounder may be the most difficult one of them all, this is another common fish that can be caught compared to sea bass. However, the reason why it’s the most difficult is because if you don’t already have the fish sitting in your storage, you’ll have to fish for it. For some odd reason, the moment that an individual needs the most common fish, it doesn’t show up and can take a little while.

Olive-flounders can be found in the ocean and appears all year round and can be caught any time of the day.

Flour can be crafted after growing wheat, which can be bought from Leif.

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Nintendo Updated Their Animal Crossing Island ‘Ninten’ With New Items

Nintendo’s Island by the name of ‘Ninten’ has finally been updated and while doesn’t look insanely different, Nintendo has added some new animal crossing 2.0 items, such as Gyroids, food items, Nookmile items, ladder set-up kits, custom fencing, furniture and much more. While not much has been changed, it’s nice to see that the island is still being used, maintained and cared for.

Nintendo Lottie Animal Crossing Amiibo

What’s Changed on Nintendo’s Animal Crossing Island?

Lucky for you, we’ve got some screenshots of the island! Here’s what the island looks like nowadays.

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In their Super Mario themed area, Nintendo has made use of the ladder set up kit to make the cliffs a fun part of their obstacle course, while you make your way through from start to finish, Nintendo has made it imperative players make use of the ladders or they can’t make it towards the end.

Super Mario – (Mario) Amiibo

Here, we can see they’ve made great use of the new food items in Animal Crossing New Horizons, it’s a simple, yet organised farm. The crops grown here includes: Potatoes, Carrots, Sugar Cane, Pumpkins and Tomatoes and wheat.

Game & Watch: Super Mario Bros

This home entrance is interesting as Nintendo has made use of the custom fencing, pot planters and tomato plants to add some colour. This is a very simple, yet effective way to add a little pop to the island. The purple fencing is definitely very unique and would look amazing on any island players that are going for a ‘fairy-core’ island or a purple ‘cottagecore’ island.

Outside of the Museum, they’ve made lovely use of custom designs. The banners on their streetlamps happen to be Tom Nook, one of the most loved NPC’s in the Animal Crossing Franchise. (And before you ask, yes we checked the Museum for Brewster. No, you can’t drink coffee in a dream).

Last, but not least! Gyroids! How could they forget such an important part of Animal Crossing franchise? Sitting on adorable Super Mario themed mushrooms, we have these adorable gyroids that dance in time to the music.

What is Nintendo’s Dream Address code for Animal Crossing New Horizons?

The dream address code for Nintendo’s Island is DA-6382-1459-4417. You can visit the island by sleeping in your bed at home and going to sleep, then you will enter the dream suite. Please note: You need a Nintendo Online Membership to use the dream suite’s features.  There you will meet Luna, who will guide you on what to do next. From there, you will type in the dream address code to visit the island.

Ninten Island, the official Nintendo #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons island, has been refreshed with new items and seasonal furniture from the free Ver. 2.0 update!

Visit it today from any bed in your island home using the Dream Address: DA-6382-1459-4417 pic.twitter.com/3tHG47CHGC

— Nintendo of Europe (@NintendoEurope) November 23, 2021

Nintendo’s Animal Crossing New Horizons Island is ‘Simple-Core’.

Which isn’t a bad thing, not to say that it wasn’t hard work to build that island or that it was a ‘simple’ thought process to make.

The island looks fantastic and while it isn’t aesthetically matching by colour, have coordinated symmetry or has a specific island theme they are shooting for, the island perfectly captures the essence of Nintendo, which is creativity, being content with your own ideas. I call it ‘Simple-core’.

Many players have been wrapped around the idea of having the perfect island, trying to have a specific ‘core’ which is amazing to have! However, it’s also good to remember that islands don’t have to be extravagant or themed to be amazing, even the simpler things and just the existence of the player’s creativity is good enough to make the island beautiful.

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