As heading back to school is just around the corner, we’ve got you prepared with our Back-to-School collection.

Our fun and stylish collection has everything you’ll need to rock the new school year. With fantastic products ranging from school ground favourites video games to Pixie Crew creative gear to let your imagination run wild. Why not check out our Back-to-School collection today, you won’t want to miss out, with our voucher code ‘BTS05’ allowing you to get 5% off all Back-to-School products.

Some of the fantastic products we have featured in our Back To School collection include:

Ratchet And Clank – PlayStation Hits (PS4)

What game is better to enjoy after a day of learning at school? This action packed game features new gameplay, as well as featuring elements from the previous games in the series. The game includes hours of cinematics while taking a deeper look at the characters’ origin stories.

Pixie Crew PXB-28-97 Unicorn Drawstring

The Pixie Crew PXB-28-97 Unicorn Drawstring bag is perfect for heading back to school, while doing it stylishly. It has a vibrant purple colour and a high-quality print of a unicorn, perfect for any mythical creature fan. The bag is made from a strong, high-quality material and is highly suitable for children for P.E. or gym classes and anyone who wants to carry their school supplies in.

Pokemon: Brilliant Diamond (Nintendo Switch)

Perfect with friends, the adventures in Pokémon Brilliant Diamond takes place in the Sinnoh region. Kids imagination can run wild as the game is rich in nature and with towering Mount Coronet at its heart, Sinnoh is a land of many myths passed down through the ages. You’ll visit many different locations in the Sinnoh region, while striving to become the Champion of the Pokémon League.

Pixie Crew Small Pouch PXA-08-68 GREY

What more is needed when heading back to school then a new pencil case? This pixelated universal bag is the perfect back to school original accessory for boys or girls. The front section of the bag is covered with a silicone board with raised pixel points onto which coloured pixel pieces can be attached to create your own unique look, alongside friends. It is exceptionally lightweight and spacious and won’t be weighing down your school bag.

Pixie Crew A5 Journal PXN-12-87 RED

This Pixie Crew Journal comes in a fun red and is pixelated alongside pixel pieces to create your own masterpiece. Not only is this just a standard journal but it also ads a touch of fun! It is great for heading back to school, displaying your uniqueness with a fun school journal. This journal allows for infinite creativity.

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EA has announced that its battle royale game Apex Legends has surpassed $2 billion in revenue.

This impressive milestone proves that the genre is still going strong and attracting new players all the time. In its most recent fiscal year, which ended on March 31st, Apex Legends generated around half of its total revenue. This shows that the game is still growing in popularity and isn’t close to slowing down anytime soon. Congratulations to EA and the team behind Apex Legends for this amazing accomplishment!

EA’s chief financial officer Chris Suh claimed that Apex Legends net bookings increased by over 40% for the year. This amounted to half of Apex Legends lifetime net bookings in just one year.

Former EA CFO Blake Jorgensen stated that Apex Legends had generated over $600 million during FY21, with developer Respawn elaborating in April 2021 that Apex Legends had reached over100 million players.

Just recently, Suh called Apex Legends Season 12 the game’s “most successful ever”. Apex Legends Season 13 dropped on May 10. New Season, Saviors, introduced new Legend Newcastle, a major map update, a new ranked system and other exciting features.

EA’s live services general manager, Jeff Karp, said that the team is “committed” to delivering more content and continuing to grow Apex Legends.

We can’t wait to see what EA has in store for us next! Are you excited for the future of Apex Legends? Let us know in the comments below.

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After nearly 30 years of partnership, FIFA and Electronic Arts have confirmed they will split. This news comes in the wake of EA’s recent announcement of EA Sports FC, a new football game that is set to rival FIFA. FIFA has since announced it will launch its own rival game, which is sure to cause huge competition in the gaming world. This is definitely an exciting development to watch!

The company has insisted that despite detaching from the FIFA brand, their games will not change dramatically. With over 300 licensing deals behind the games, ‘the same great experiences, modes, leagues, tournaments, clubs and athletes’ will all be portrayed in EA Sports FC, they stated.

FIFA also chimed in with a statement claiming the split from EA will allow new football video games to be developed with third-party publishers, which will ultimately ‘provide more choice for football and gaming fans’. The news of the split between the two brands comes in the lead-up to the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 and will sure to be an exciting time for gaming fans around the world. Stay tuned to see how this story develops!

FIFA’s chief commercial officer, Philippe Le Floc’h, said in a statement: “FIFA has been a key partner of EA for almost three decades and we are proud of what we have achieved together. “However, the FIFA brand has grown significantly in that time and our ambition is to ensure FIFA is one of the biggest sports and entertainment brands in the world. This means giving fans more choice when it comes to how they access FIFA content.”

EA Sports’ vice president and general manager, Cam Weber, said: “We are proud of our long-standing partnership with FIFA and the role we have played in helping to grow FIFA as a global sport. We will continue to deliver extraordinary football experiences for our players, powered by our industry-leading Frostbite engine.”

FIFA president Gianni Infantino stated “I can assure you that the only authentic, real game that has the FIFA name will be the best one available for gamers and football fans,”.

“The FIFA name is the only global, original title. FIFA 23, FIFA 24, FIFA 25 and FIFA 26, and so on – the constant is the FIFA name and it will remain forever and remain THE BEST.”

Football clubs like Paris Saint-Germain and Liverpool FC have contributed to the discussions of the split on Twitter, posting a tweet with the caption ‘ We’re In The Club. Learn More July 2023’ #EASPORTSFC

Nous sommes dans Le Club
Plus d’informations en Juillet 2023#EASPORTSFC pic.twitter.com/RbbIHOQWfq

— Paris Saint-Germain (@PSG_inside) May 10, 2022

We’re In The Club.

Learn More July 2023. #EASPORTSFC pic.twitter.com/xtFM21zoPN

— Liverpool FC (@LFC) May 10, 2022

FIFA’s chief competitors will now be Pro Evolution Soccer (PES), Konami’s football game, as well as EA Sports FC. It is not yet clear how this split will affect the future of the FIFA gaming franchise, but we will be sure to keep you updated with all the latest developments. Stay tuned!

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Summertime is the perfect time to relax and enjoy some good old fashioned video gaming fun. Whether you’re looking for a multiplayer experience or something you can play on your own, there are plenty of great games coming out in summer 2022 that will fit the bill. In this blog post, we’ll take a look at some of the most anticipated video games set to release in the next few months. So put on your sunscreen and get ready to game!

Evil Dead: The Game – May 13

If you’re a fan of the Evil Dead franchise, then you’ll want to check out this new video game adaptation. Evil Dead: The Game is a third-person action game that will let you play as Ash Williams, the chainsaw-wielding hero from the movies. You’ll battle hordes of zombies and other demonic creatures as you try to survive in the Cabin in the Woods. The game will be released on May 31st for PlayStation, Xbox, and PC.

Two Point Campus: Enrolment Edition – May 17

Two Point Studios is back with another fun and quirky management game. This time, you’ll be in charge of running a university campus. You’ll need to manage everything from the students and faculty to the buildings and grounds. The game is set to release on June 29th for PC.

Vampire: The Masquerade – Swangsong – May 19

Vampire: The Masquerade – Swansong is an upcoming RPG that will let you experience the world of vampires as never before. You’ll be able to choose from three different vampire clans, each with their own unique abilities and powers. The game is set to release on May 18th for PlayStation, Xbox, and PC.

Forspoken – May 24

Forspoken is an upcoming action-adventure game that follows the story of Frey, a young woman who finds herself in the middle of a conspiracy. The game is set to release on May 24th for PlayStation and PC.

SpellForce 3 Reforced– June 07

If you’re a fan of real-time strategy games, then you’ll want to check out SpellForce III. The game is set to receive a “reforced edition” on May 25th that will include all of the DLC and updates released for the game so far. It will be available on PC.

Mario Strikers: Battle League – June 10

Mario Strikers: Battle League is an upcoming sports game for the Nintendo Switch. In the game, you’ll be able to team up with friends and take on other teams in intense soccer matches. The game is set to release on May 28th.

So there you have it, some of the most anticipated video games releasing in summer 2022. Which one are you most excited for? Let us know in the comments!

Evil Dead: The Game – May 13

Two Point Campus: Enrolment Edition – May 17

Vampire: The Masquerade – Swansong – May 19

Forspoken – May 24

SpellForce III Reforced- June 07

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Two trailers recently dropped for a Black-lead indie game in development, Nixie. The trailers were uploaded by David ‘TheStoryteller‘, who makes media analysis and social-political commentary videos about and from a Black-British lens. David got his start with videos on The Boondocks and his ‘Operation Black Steel’ series.

The Kickstarter is now live for 19 days (click the link to view more info on the project, money goals, donation rewards and more). David has stated the following regarding Nixie:

‘For the record, this is an all or nothing project. Either the demo gets funded and we make it, or it doesn’t and we don’t make it. If you want to support this concept, this is only chance to do it’.

Story, Gameplay & More: Nixie is an ‘Action & Visual Novel hybrid’ about ‘found family, communication and the demonization of African spirituality’. I’m especially interested in that last point thanks to Ransford James, (political science major and professional BJJ-Daddy) who has discussed the history and colonial impacts regarding views on Obeah.

Between the more comic/manga-inspired segments in the story, there are also retro-style sprites in a different style featuring a main character on some kind of magical Dorito hover board, suggesting flying shoot-em-up mechanics in a similar vein to Galaga or parts of Cuphead.

A Personal Moment: As a biracial… Well, tri-racial lefty Britbonger, I have a lot of love for David’s work and hope Nixie gets the backing it deserves. And as a drippingly optimistic theatre kid with aspirations of becoming his own auteur, seeing those behind Nixie achieve would do a lot to inspire young creative minds everywhere, myself included (at time of writing).

And while I have you, show some love to the Free Huey foodbank initiative (click here) if you still have cash to spare.

Power to the people. Peace.

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There are a number of recent and upcoming games that use various cultures and mythologies to drive their stories. This series aims to explore the relationship between a game and its surrounding mythology and how this shapes its characters. Today, we look at the game Ghostwire Tokyo and its use of Japanese folklore and mythology. 

Ghostwire Tokyo: Cats and Dogs

Ghostwire Tokyo was released 25th March 2022. In the game, Tokyo’s civilians have all disappeared and Yokai, spirits or demons, have invaded the city. You play as Akito, a civilian who survives after being possessed by a demon, KK. Akito and KK must work together, clearing the city of demons and returning Tokyo to the living.

When Ghostwire Tokyo was announced in 2019, one of the major concerns people had was whether or not you could pet the stray dogs. The following year, Tango Gameworks and Bethesda announced that yes, you could pet the dogs. Just before the game’s release, it received more attention for its inclusion of “Yokai Cats Running a Bodega“. Clearly then, the developers knew what the internet wanted. So great is the internet’s love of pets, however, that fans were let down when it was revealed you couldn’t feed the cats, stray or otherwise. Since then the game has received mixed reviews, with people commending its detailed environment design but limited gameplay choices. Coincidence, I think not. Regardless, the publicity surrounding the cats highlights how society today views them as solely pets and is desperate to give them love and attention. However, this wasn’t always the case.

Nekomata 

The Yokai Cats seen in Ghostwire are known as Nekomata. In Japanese folklore, these spirits are cats that have lived for so long that they have acquired both spiritual powers and a second tail. But in the game…they run bodegas. In fact, Nekomata were originally seen in Chinese folklore and were said to be cats that lived in the mountains, with a taste for human flesh. These stories were one of a number of things that were adopted from Chinese culture into Japan. These cats were seen as wild, monstrous beasts that would kill and eat helpless civilians. But in the game…they run bodegas. Gradually, during the Edo period – as cities became more populated – the Nekomata were also said to come from domestic cats that reached old age. Nevertheless, the Nekomata still retained their malevolent tendencies, with the ability to raise and control the dead, cause fires and kill people. But in the ga- you get the idea.

Ghostwire Tokyo‘s Relationship with the Past and Present

Ghostwire Tokyo blends both past and present throughout its game. In this Wired article, the game’s creators remarked upon the juxtaposition between the “old shrines” of Tokyo and its modern skyscrapers and how “the past and modern technology intertwine to give the city its identity”. This idea has been prevalent in the discussion of Japan’s identity as a whole – with some bemoaning Japan’s technical extraordinary progression while seemingly abandoning its Shinto past. One of Japan’s most famous exports, Godzilla, is seen as this battle between nature and technology.

But beyond Ghostwire‘s environment design, the game brings this relationship of past and present into its character design as well. The city is peppered with Yurei, ghosts, who were once overworked civilians and now haunt the city, dressed in their business-suits and carrying umbrellas. Ghosts of teenagers and schoolchildren, once addled by anxiety and the stresses of the future, now haunt the streets headless. Their school uniforms being used to identify them instead. The developers at Tango Gameworks have updated the Yurei folklore of the past to reflect the present. Although the city is seemingly abandoned by the living, the Yurei are dressed as civilians who you would expect to see walking down the street – with the same problems that any civilian today faces. Through this, the developers are further intertwining the living and the dead, the past and the present.

But what does this have to do with cats? Well, the developers do the same thing with the Nekomata. The character design serves to reflect today’s culture. In Japanese culture, cats have gone from being monstrous beasts, from being necromancers and evil spirits to bearers of good luck, to Hello Kitty and now to cute Bodega owners. As Hiroko Yoda – an author on Yokai and consultant on Ghostwire – says “They shape-shift to suit the times. They can be cute. They can be scary. They can be helpful. They can be whatever you need for the purpose.”

The Yokai and Yurei of Ghostwire Tokyo are updated to reflect modern society. They examine the problems of technology, anxiety, stress and everything that encompasses modern day life. And through this reflection they allow players to look at themselves and ask themselves where are they going?

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Dark Souls, the famous franchise to bring testicle-crushing difficulty back to contemporary gaming, with deadly bosses, unforgiving worlds and a dash of story-telling obscurity. As the saying goes “Show, don’t tell. Like, really. Almost never. You have to be a detective to figure it out”.

I haven’t played the original Souls trilogy, but I am a big fan of Nioh, Hollow Knight, Elden Ring, Sekiro and Bloodborne. So, here’s 3 mini reviews of amazing games, threaded through their shared “Souls”-ness. Skipping Hollow Knight because my review for that is right here! As for Elden Ring, stay tuned on that for another day.

Will I ever play Dark Souls? Maybe! I may get it bundled with Fruit Ninja, but that’ll probably be a long time from now considering how vast Elden Ring is, so feel free to treat yourself. This blog isn’t sponsored, but I’ll advertise any of the games you can get at the Go2Games store!

Samurai Souls, as they say. Nioh was my first love with “soulslikes” or “recursive sprawlers” for my fellow Yahtzee fans. Chose it because the gameplay seemed faster-paced than Dark Souls, but not as high-speedy as Bloodborne.

Now that I’ve actually played Bloodborne, I actually think Nioh is a much faster game, though it’s still an amazing time.

The vast variety of unlockable weapon arts spice up gameplay. Ninjutsu and magic skills are powerful and similarly unique. The story may be frustrating in it’s lack of character for most of it, but gameplay is visceral and strategic while making you feel like a badass with every boss slain. Check the Go2Games store if you want the game, or The Nioh Collection including Nioh 2.

Sekiro is amazing! In a strange way, while many Souls games reward caution and fear with a hit-and-run combat style, Sekiro rewards bravery and aggression in it’s unique parry system. The comparisons to rhythm games are not just for show.

The shinobi prosthetic arm is a stroke of design genius and ripe for an incredible amount of creativity, both in the finished game and in any possible future games.

For more interesting content, VaatiVidya’s Sekiro art competition winners video and my own offering may be worth your while.

I only have two complaints: Leveling up is a lengthy process and farming at the Fountainhead Palace is pretty boring at times. Second, the combat arts are limited and highly situational only really work wonders against non-boss enemies. This is where I think Sekiro should’ve copied some of Nioh’s homework, giving the player access to multiple combat arts at once to sell versatility in combat instead of having to pause and re-equip different arts.

I’m relatively green at Bloodborne, but I beat Daddy Gascoigne and one optional boss on a bridge. The trick weapon system is fantastic, because you’re basically getting two weapons for the price of one. I’m fond of the sword-cane sword-whip hybrid and the Kirkhammer. I think between Nioh’s stances and Bloodborne’s trick weapons, there’s a hybrid mechanic between them waiting to be realized.

Don’t have a lick of a clue on how to parry, but nothing a quick google won’t fix.

The atmosphere is suitably horrific and nerve-wracking. This game is one of the few times (besides Hollow Knight) that the “detective” storytelling style works for me because hey, Lovecraftian demon gods beyond human understanding turning people mad? When in Rome!

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In the immortal words of Shaun (for the second time in my blog-writing experience), “I play video games… I PLAY video games”. That said, the production and behind-the-scenes insanity can be just as entertaining, rage-inducing, hilarious or somber as any great game.

So, without further ado, here’s 5 controversies and “controversies” I found particularly interesting:

1: Activision Blizzard’s “frat boy culture”.

I’ve made no secret of my deep-seated borderline erotic passion for mocking Bobby Kotick, now former Coca-Cola board executive and extremely soon-to-be former CEO of Activision Blizzard, the company behind Overwatch, World of Warcraft and…*checks notes* Spider-Man Friend or Foe!? Used to play it all the time with my brother… Hard to segue from that into the severity of the controversies, but I’ll try:

The company perpetuated a culture of sexism, sexual assault and protecting the abusers in the company, Kotick chief among them. The worst acts included groping, coercion, blackmail with nudes acquired from said coercion, crunch time (a horrible and unfortunately common practice in the gaming, animation and manga industries) and unequal pay between male and female workers.

Needless to say, I could make this whole list on just ActiBlizz shenanigans if I wanted to, but for now, let’s keep it to just two with-

2: “Buttgate”!

I only heard of this one through brief glimpses of trailers and online cultural osmosis at the time, but as I understand it, here’s what happened: A lot of promotional media for Overwatch pending it’s release just so happened to reveal the character Tracer packs what terminally online fetishists would refer to as “Whooty” (white booty).

Reactions to Tracer were largely divided into three camps: Those who started frothing at the mouth (and other organs).

Those who sparked discussion on sexualization of female characters in gaming.

And the anti-feminist YouTube skeptic crowd who claim feminists are the ones ruining games… Speaking of anti-feminists:

3: GamerGate!

This one’s too fascinating for me to recount in just a couple witty paragraphs. The saga of GamerGate is full of twists and turns.

Non-existent game reviews causing seething hatred. Cheating allegations. The transition of the atheist skeptic YouTube movement towards Anti-Feminist YouTube, which in turn lead to the rise of progressive leftist YouTube. The LITERAL Swat Team… And a 4Chan nutter made a game about assaulting one Anita Sarkeesian for the incredibly horrible crime against humanity of talking about games through a feminist critique on the internet!

Ian Danskin covers GamerGate in much more detail with his UC Merced Talk. Needless to say, this is an Oscar-bait biopic waiting to happen folks!

4: The Corrupted Blood Incident.

Of all these controversies, thank God this one doesn’t have a silly name!

Back when World of Warcraft was near it’s peak in popularity, there was a boss enemy with a virus ability that proved deadly to players… Try saying that three times fast!

While the virus couldn’t spread to players outside of combat with Hagfar the Fart-Sniffer or whoever it was, the devs forgot to extend that luxury to in-game pets of the player base!

So, the virus began to spread throughout the entire game, Blizzard were wracking their heads for solutions and player behavior towards the virus in this time turned out shockingly similar to the fresh hell that was 2020’s global pannini!

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Quite the coincidence this pops up not long after my Metal Gear Solid 3 villain post! Hideo Kojima, Professional Strange-Name-Maker and Kojima Productions leader recently announced the company offices will be moving to another venue.

In nostalgic celebration, he shared a couple pictures of the now-emptied old offices with the following caption:

Today is the day we say goodbye to the entrance, the Ludens hallway, and the kitchen that have been our home for a little over five years. Many memories come to mind. Farewell

What’s the new location of Kojima Productions? I’m relatively agnostic on that, but I’m looking forward to seeing what’s in development from Kojima in the future.

Speaking of future works, the company has been confirmed to be working on not only multiple games, but also an anime production: The amount of content likely stemming from Kojima Productions’ recent rise in positions filled at the company.

On a briefly unrelated note: Every time I close my eyes, I can imagine a world where Metal Gear Solid is inexplicably a Danganronpa style visual novel!

Like, I take joy in explaining the craziest moments from MGS out of context the same way JoJo fans (a moniker I’m also unfortunate enough to identify with) try selling folks on the show by saying “bruh, a Victorian Britbonger wrestles a bisexual disembodied vampire head with magical sunshine karate, we gotta see this”.

Product Poems:

Galactic Destruction King, Benevolent World-Eater… Kirby.

There was once a pink ball-boy called Kirby, who looked like a featherless furby. I jest of course, but there is some discourse on Forgotten Lands, almost found, surely!

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Lottie from Animal Crossing. A random character from a game I never played whomst I continue to know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT to this day!

So, why is it my Product Poems (more on that here) on Lottie resulted in a bunch of insane innuendos and nonsequitirs claiming this character is a violently horny man eater? Well, I’ll attempt to tell you in this blog before I share a highlights reel of my questionable-taste Lottie jokes!

Honestly? I have no idea why Lottie specifically, but I do have some theories: For starters, most of my product poems were in a haiku format. I wanted to spice things up with a different formula, so I landed on a “man from Nantucket”-inspired formula because I find it funny… It also happens that Nantucket poem is incredibly salacious and filthy in the best way possible (the version I heard, at least). My picking a Lottie Amiibo’s maiden honor to defile is just a happy coincidence and you’re just gonna have to trust me on that.

With that out the way, hope you enjoy this highlight reel of my best Lottie jokes folks!

There was once a young woman called Aloy, who’s south-end faced west like McCoys! Surely forbidden, so purely well-hidden, till coming under Lottie‘s employ.

“I’m Lottie, please take me… Wait, wha- NO! Not like that, pervert”!

There’s an AMIIBO from Tazmilly Village. With magic so strong, he could pillage! With a thrust and some thunder from somewhere down-under, he caught a glimpse of Lottie’s cleavage.

There was once an AMIIBO called Bowser, called Lucas to talk about flowers. With a hand-each from Lottie, Tom Nook’s favorite totty, they said “let’s give these buds a shower”.

There was once an AMIIBO named Lottie, who Villager found quite the totty. Had a WiFi connection and well-timed erection, but Last of Us 2 still won GOTY.

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