Tag: Product Poems

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Activision. Honey. Baby. Dearest booty call for easy views… You’re dethpicable. Jessica Gonzales (whom you may recognize from my article on wanting to fire one Bobbert Kotique) has recently resigned from her role as data analyst for Blizzard Entertainment. In her resignation, she states the company’s hostile work environment, lack of effort and deliberate inaction […]

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Based on claims by regularly-correct datamining extraordinaire HYPEX, a new type of animal will be coming Epic Games‘ Fortnite. Starting December 4th and 4pm ET (9pm UK time), the current Fortnite season will end and include a special temporary event seeing players take on The Evil Cube Queen TM. The animal HYPEX claims will be […]

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Housemarque, the Finnish game studio behind Returnal recently posted a teaser image of what seems to be a partly-cracked statue of someone in otherworldly armor with the caption ‘Atropos…?’. Atropos is a planet in the game world of Returnal, which seemingly learned from the ‘Revengeance’ school of title naming. Click on the first Returnal link […]

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The Tragic Backstory (I’m exaggerating, but not by much): Long ago, in the firey depths of Tartar Sauce, one of the first attempts at integrating a compelling story in a first-person shooter released in the form of Half-Life. Between its uses of physics-based platforming and Half-Life 2’s famous pioneering of The Gravity Gun, artistic and […]

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It goes without saying at this point that Cyberpunk 2077 hasn’t had the easiest time with sorting out its bugs and glitches since release, I’m just saying it in case any non-gamers who randomly found themselves here through a tragic string of farcical mishaps involving a Cuban cigar, the Queen’s corgis and a time-travelling oval […]

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Content Warning: This article contains frequent mention of sexual assault and suicide. The “Tragic” Backstory: Activision Blizzard has recently landed in a whole lot of hot water due to Certain Allegations. Gosh-golly, this sure will put a dent in the development for future games. The Actual Tragic Backstory: Only one of the known abusers at Activision […]


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