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Speak of the devil and he shall appear! To cut a long story short (which you can find out more on here), the folks at PlayStation have been in legal squabbles with the folks at Dbrand because they both want to make PlayStation console faceplates! Yadda, yadda, yadda, patents bad, artistic cancel culture, you know, […]

Oh, Rockstar. Honey. Baby. My darling GTA holes. Corporate Uncritical Networking Teams of epic proportions! We NEED to talk… Just, in general, like, wanna get a pint after reading? Your treat, of course. To briefly summarize before we get to the news: Rockstar has been making so much money from GTA 5 and GTA Online […]

Gather ’round ladies, gents and esteemed Paidia pilgrims! Cuphead dropped a trailer at The Game Awards, this time with brand new gameplay and a release date to boot! Gosh-golly, Christmas sure is coming early folks, and so am I! The DLC in question has actually been in the works for a long time, so needless […]

When in doubt, insult one out! Click here for my last “explained in insults” homage blog on Elden Ring gameplay tips. Now without further ado, call me a policeman getting railed by David Cameron, because you’re about to experience roasting that’s only been reserved for the spit until now! Now, I know, boo hoo, my […]

Comrade Australia? FINALLY, some good industry news! Was not expecting a progressive move in the gaming industry coming from the country notorious for banning and overly-censoring its fair share of 18+ games, but hey, you win some you lose some. Game Workers Unite Australia, formerly an advisory and support group, has now announced it will […]

Between the Roblox devs suing a hacker for (among other things) reporting false claims of a terrorist attack and the Apple Store becoming subject to policy changes making it more developer-friendly, seems they’re starting to go through the ringer on this one. On a scale from Nintendo to Activision Blizzard, I’d say Apple is at […]

Roses are red, I drink from a cup. PlayStation nonces? FBI, OPEN UP! The former PlayStation Network VP, George Cacioppo, was filmed and caught allegedly trying to pay for sex from someone posing as a 15 year old boy. The events that lead to the video releasing were orchestrated by the YouTube channel People V. […]

Oh, New World, New World, New World. My dearest roast-pet. You sweet little mechanic-banning ragamuffin. You character creation-stopping little cutie pie! We KNEAD! Nay, KNEED! Nay, NEED… To talk about branding. Amazon recently released a statement confirming plans to crack down on the problem of bots in New World. As a result, thousands of in-game […]

The Gunk is an upcoming third-person action platformer from developers at Thunderful Games and Image and Form. The game is also from the makers of the Steam World games, which I’ve covered before with the trailer for Headhunter. The game is an Xbox exclusive (says me, the PS4-thumping Metal Gear Solid fanboy), but it’s also […]

While players will have to wait for 2022 till they can play the third installment of ‘Splattering People With Suspiciously-Coloured Liquids: The Game’, there are rumblings that Splatoon 3 news may be on the inky horizon! Don’t worry Nintendo, I promise to keep my theories of implicitly psycho-sexual Freudian undertones in the Splatoon games to […]

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Saga Continues! PlayStation Console Covers V Darkplates!

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PlayStation VP, Alleged Pedophile + New Voucher Codes!

New World Bans Thousands to Fight Bots!

The Gunk! December Release Date, New Footage And More!

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